By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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ohmandapants 16

LMFAO YOUR BF OWNS. This isn't an FML at all. Far from it. It kinda ruins the mood but if I were you i'd be laughing so hard! Your bf wins. You lose for thinking differently xD

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nanoflacka 0

Lol did mario get your princess?

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nick90 0

legend, i really dont see why ur complaining

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Calaura9 0

People who live on Maines Coast should never have sex. They should only catch lobsters. So if you live on the coast and weren't catching lobsters during this sexual act you deserve it. *Crabs don't count.

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Mulada 0

Whew, that was awesome! If this is real, your boyfriend is hilarious (but a mood-killer) and if this is fake, you're hilarious for coming up with such an awesome story.

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bridget_909 0

this is really not an fml, i mean you dont deserve it . but you should of just laughed it off and forgot about it !

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Gia0896 0

Haha, thats not an FML, thats cute, and funny

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soccaplaya741 0

Can someone please explain to me how this is a BAD thing? That's freaking awesome.

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CFR 0

That is adorable! What're you talking about "FML"? Didn't you laugh?

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