By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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tallguy42 0

Hahaha, that's really funny.

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irrelevantxx 0

Hehehehehehe. Dear God.

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Hockey_Chik 1

Hahahaha, reminds me of the "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML. Wtf is with chicks and not having a sense of humor????

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fuckmedead 0

DUDE. your boyfriend is awesome!!!!! thats some funny shit! and kudos to hockey chick for pointing out how many girls have NO senes of humour. no wonder relationships fail

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mo_the_owl 0

ANOTHER one of these?? new fml template: "Today, i was having sex with my boyfriend when suddenly he says (insert nerdy pop culture reference here)."

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chasemee 0

Maybe he'll drop some coins afterwards if you play along. Then you can buy some super-shrooms and everyones happy.

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PieGuy 0

i just got hard reading that. your boyfriend kicks ass

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