By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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csdthegreat 0

This only belongs on FML if someone crawled out from under the bed claiming to be Luigi. Seriously, you're lucky.

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magichateball 0

did he go down a pipe in the bedroom and collect coins in the basement?

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BLiNdZoRz 3

LOL That's not an FML, just a really funny guy. Get over it.

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verdandi_fml 0

Hilarious! This is absolutely not an FML, imo. Maybe that's just because I'm a female with a sense of humor.

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