By Michelle - 28/08/2009 17:11 - United States

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Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

hahahahahahahaha Your boyfriend is ******* awesome.

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Yaz_fml 0

I think I want to marry your boyfriend... xD

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Bridge123 0

This is one of the funniest fml's I've seen

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iamelrebel 0

hahahahaha. your bf is ******* hilarious

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Swirvia 0

wow i have a friend who sounds like he might do something like tht... funny thing is his name is david too...

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56578 0

I wouldn't be able to hold a straight face if my boyfriend did that to me. Although it is hilarious, I think it would kill the mood for me... The only thing I'd be able to picture after he said "Mario" are the old school nintendo video game characters with Mario and Luigi.

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Squygm 7

I am almost certain that both my ex, AND current boyfriend would do that....

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corinawaslike 0

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD!!!!! i would have laughed so hard.... course i would be laughing so hard that i wouldnt be able to have sex with him for a few hours after that but still! that guy is worth marrying

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ziqi92 0

i've seen a lot of pokemon+sex so-called fmls but now mario is finally in the game too! ROFL!!! NINTENDO FTW!!!!!!! why cant girls ever appreciate their nerdy bfs???????????????????????????????

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PokemasterAmy 0

Kay so, If I were you, I'd marry that man.

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cynicallysenecal 0

A-*******-mazing! Total marriage material. My husband is a super nerd and I love it.

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