Love: Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on...

By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:23 - United States - Lafayette Hill

Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By I wish it was gum - 23/10/2018 12:00

Today, I was in the cinema making out with my girlfriend. I asked her if she could stop trying to pass me her gum because it was kinda gross. She replied, "It's not gum, I just have bronchitis." FML

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By i fking love docb - 04/11/2012 21:16 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Christiansted

Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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By cjk004 - 15/02/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Rollymouth - 02/09/2010 01:26 - France

Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML

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luigisf 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:24

10-that is right about...a *****. you're too young.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 23:25

only 19997 minutes to go(:

Comments

estarrr 2

Sunday 29 August 2010 0:05

haha less than 3.. <3 anybody else get that? :D

happy_dino 6

Monday 27 September 2010 4:11

I did! lol nice(;

ken328 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 0:24

have you counted your relatives kisses?

alexaluvee 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 0:36

oh boohoo. I've spent 0 seconds kissing and I've bern able to keep myself together. YDI for being ungrateful

Jizwold 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 5:57

ya but ur like ten haha

Erindub 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 0:40

Aww...I pity you. Everytime that commercial comes on my boyfriend grabs me and kisses me.

Erindub 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 0:44

to Muffinkitty...its special when you're with someone whi IS special and worth it...no matter how many times you've kissed someone or slept with someone before. Trust me

guitardedman 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 0:46

god i hate seeing all the ******* 15 year olds on here acting like they know dick about life.. high school isn't the ******* real world, what you have to say doesnt matter. what i have to say doesn't matter, but i know that, and hate everyone. OP, don't feel bad nigga, someday you'll meet someone worth spending 20,000 minutes on. just be glad you haven't wasted that much time on a relationship that hasn't worked out.