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By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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Knock yourself out, dude

By pornstorebitch - 23/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML

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By unemployed - 22/09/2009 17:08 - Canada

Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week they fire me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door that said "if not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60 and my job. FML

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By Florida - 24/11/2016 03:04 - United States - Winchester

Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML

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By unlucky - 16/12/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

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By sorry dawg - 29/08/2019 20:00

Today, my coworker had been distraught over not being able to keep his dog after his divorce, so trying to be sweet, I'd ordered a specially-made stuffy that looked like it. I put it on his desk with a note and cookies. He thought I was mocking him and threw the plate at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 08:46 - United States

Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

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By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2018 20:36

Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML

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Mightyrif 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 8:52

You'd think people that work in donation centers would be nicer than that. FML OP

Weiss_Schnee 14

Tuesday 31 March 2015 8:55

You're working at a donation centre, therefore you volunteer, right? Well if that's the case you have nothing to lose by telling him to stick it and walking out.

Comments

Ebbzyboy12345 16

Wednesday 1 April 2015 9:30

*my

warelephant 11

Wednesday 1 April 2015 17:35

All these FMLs are dumb as ****. they sound like they are all from the same person making stupid shit up..

interesting33 36

Thursday 2 April 2015 15:12

Yell 'JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!' Whilst backing to the door with the cookies. And repeat.

IzzieN64 11

Friday 3 April 2015 0:32

I would have crushed the cookies over the managers head and walked away.

McCooch 3

Saturday 4 April 2015 16:01

lofl I'm sure he enjoyed your cookies

dexasterous 17

Monday 6 April 2015 18:18

I used to work at the salvation army thrift store. believe me. I understand.

Clayda 5

Monday 6 April 2015 19:47

Eat all the remaining cookies in front of him.

archiecaine 1

Wednesday 15 April 2015 2:50

I hope you punched her head. Or his head.

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 20:01

Total jerk, a**hole, b******, and any other words to that nature that I cannot think of

Brightblue2 14

Monday 14 September 2015 16:19

You're fiancé gave the cookies to you whilst you were donating your time. He never donated the cookies. What if he brought you lunch, would you have had to share?