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By bingalingading - 30/03/2015 20:46 - United States - Owosso

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML

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By unemployed - 22/09/2009 17:08 - Canada

Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML

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By Florida - 24/11/2016 03:04 - United States - Winchester

Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML

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By unlucky - 16/12/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 02:49 - United States

Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML

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By sorry dawg - 29/08/2019 20:00

Today, my coworker had been distraught over not being able to keep his dog after his divorce, so trying to be sweet, I'd ordered a specially-made stuffy that looked like it. I put it on his desk with a note and cookies. He thought I was mocking him and threw the plate at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 08:46 - United States

Today, I started my first day at work, I've been unemployed for a while and am in college, so naturally I have no money. At the end of my shift, I ask what we do with the extra bread, and they tell me to throw it away. Being poor and hungry, I decide to take the bread home. I got fired for stealing. FML

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By itsthebestdayoftheyear - 22/12/2015 12:30 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, after 3 years of hard work, very little vacation and no raises, our boss got us a crappy box of drug store cookies as an employee appreciation gift. Which he ended up eating. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2018 20:36

Today, I worked security by myself in an office, which meant I had to eat at the desk and wasn't allowed to leave. I got written up for my husband dropping off my lunch. FML

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Mightyrif 23

Tuesday 31 March 2015 8:52

You'd think people that work in donation centers would be nicer than that. FML OP

Weiss_Schnee 14

Tuesday 31 March 2015 8:55

You're working at a donation centre, therefore you volunteer, right? Well if that's the case you have nothing to lose by telling him to stick it and walking out.

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HiddenTigres 14

Tuesday 31 March 2015 14:23

OP.......Sorry that you had a bad day that ended crumby! I mean this with all sincerity! My suggestion to avoid cookie stealing is put them in your lunch box, your Locker, your vehicle (if possible) Or eat them ALL!

LostInTheZone11 29

Tuesday 31 March 2015 14:35

Take the high road, and let him be a dick. You will have the last laugh, since you're fiance seems amazing, and evidently has a talent for baking.

emo_child615 19

Tuesday 31 March 2015 14:41

I'm so sorry op. Cookies should never be stolen. Your manager is an ass!

dubleduke 11

Tuesday 31 March 2015 14:49

Ouch

jat_fml 3

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:04

i dont undestand this maybe its your culture thing? but,suppose you shoudnt take public property?

domolovesyoshi 33

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:16

The cookies were private property, the OP's fiancé never donated them, he brought them in for OP to enjoy herself. It would be like the OP forgetting her lunch having her fiancé drop it off and her boss saying she can't eat it because it was donated.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:13

I think I'd know whether cookies brought to me while working at a donation centre were actually donations or not. Just take them home, or sneak a few out in your jacket.

i_lik_tomaters 21

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:39

Dont u hate it when you push ydi by accident

rockwrench 18

Tuesday 31 March 2015 15:42

You have to wonder how some people get into management positions.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 31 March 2015 16:02

It sounds like he was joking but I don't know the context. You could maybe have tried laughing it off and taking them but it does depend on what your manager is like