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By dypshyyt - 22/07/2014 23:20 - United States

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 10:51 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

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By blah - 21/07/2011 14:10 - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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By Raprotcommander - 07/02/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2016 16:58

Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By loquacious shit stain - 07/02/2013 17:11 - Australia

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By sdk2010 - 06/03/2012 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

Wednesday 23 July 2014 11:25

You'd think they'd mention getting rid of memorabilia.

lex1459 38

Wednesday 23 July 2014 11:26

I'm not sure why you kept this in the first place.

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lynds71 12

Tuesday 29 July 2014 20:20

Well you're an idiot.

Appy07 7

Thursday 31 July 2014 20:25

What's AA

furubafan74 18

Thursday 7 August 2014 5:06

Alcoholics Anonymous

smalljamal 2

Tuesday 5 August 2014 9:08

That's a really stupid thing to do. Especially because you're probably in recovery yourself. Get rid of that shit.

Solano2580 24

Thursday 25 September 2014 2:29

Why is that bad?

NamelessFace 22

Monday 19 January 2015 18:46

I mean you probably just pulled it outta some drawer but I mean... you'd think you would have gotten rid of it by now.

hunt3009 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 8:04

You totally deserved that...

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