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By dypshyyt - 22/07/2014 23:20 - United States

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 10:51 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML

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By blah - 21/07/2011 14:10 - United States

Today, my mom took me to an AA meeting because she said I needed help. I have never tried alcohol in my life, and told them this. I was then harangued by the "instructor" because apparently one of the signs of alcoholism is denial. FML

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By malos - 12/08/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

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By Raprotcommander - 07/02/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2016 16:58

Today, I bumped into my English teacher at an AA meeting. FML

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By geeb - 23/02/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I had to confess to my mother that I was too hungover to take her to her AA meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By loquacious shit stain - 07/02/2013 17:11 - Australia

Today, I had drinks at a friend's house before going out to a concert. I still had a bottle of beer left, so I brought it along with me. I got kicked out five minutes into the show for bringing my own drink, which is apparently against the rules. I paid $75 to get kicked out over a $3 drink. FML

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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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Wednesday 23 July 2014 11:25

You'd think they'd mention getting rid of memorabilia.

lex1459 38

Wednesday 23 July 2014 11:26

I'm not sure why you kept this in the first place.

Comments

syed121417 22

Thursday 24 July 2014 23:27

Well honestly that wasn't very smart on your part.

dastiera 7

Friday 25 July 2014 0:01

Should have just turned your shirt inside out

robertmil90 10

Friday 25 July 2014 4:35

dude...no!!!

kailarahne 19

Friday 25 July 2014 20:19

I feel that people are being a little too hard on OP.. people wear tshirts all the time without paying attention to the words on them. Or haven't you ever worn something and someone said "Hey your shirt is funny/nice/etc." and you have to look down because you forgot what you were wearing? maybe op got dressed that morning without thinking about the event and when the time came he forgot. yes he should have been more mindful but it happens... i have plenty of old tshirts that i wear without caring about what the logos on them are.