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By dypshyyt - 22/07/2014 23:20 - United States

Today, I went to my weekly AA meeting. It was a huge crowd and I was the guest speaker. Not 5 minutes into my speech, I was booed off stage and banned from further attendance because I accidentally wore a Jack Daniel's shirt. FML
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Arwen_Evenstar 37

You'd think they'd mention getting rid of memorabilia.

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lex1459 38

I'm not sure why you kept this in the first place.

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

How do you accidentally wear a Jack Daniel's shirt, dude? Anyhoo...I feel like you probably knew better. Just keep a clear head next time you're getting dressed.

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Ancient_Mirage 14

Don't sweat it too much, I've done the same thing(wearing a certain shirt at an inappropriate time). The first time I met my new principal, I was wearing a shirt that said "I Piss Excellence"

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1usernamehere 5

If I wear a leather jacket does that make me a biker? Clothes do not make the person. For the fact you are going to AA is a major win.

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russfml 31

Ya and your advertising liquor in front of alcoholics trying to get help. That's brutal he should pay attention

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brendejafulable 41

That is terrible.

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russfml 31

Why I mean you know where you're going you don't pay attention to what you're wearing? You really deserve it, think and plan ahead. It's like waving an ice cream in front of a fat person on a treadmill

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domolovesyoshi 33

serious lack of judgement on your part OP, :/

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alicat13 12

It is like going to a gay rally and then telling them they are going to hell... minus the beating!

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