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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 420

You deserved it 2 846

By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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You deserved it 3 948

By Lara - 08/01/2016 11:28 - Germany - Bremen

Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML

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You deserved it 8 357

By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML

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You deserved it 2 697

By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By Savannah - 07/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Spring Hill

Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML

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You deserved it 595

By anonymous - 12/05/2011 02:20

Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML

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You deserved it 13 543

NJXD 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:55

Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Monday 21 February 2011 8:56

So you'd rather have cancer??

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dealerdon 0

Monday 21 February 2011 11:43

I give free mamograms :)

kenziemakayla 5

Monday 21 February 2011 11:54

LMFAO! does it have a nipple? c:

kenziemakayla 5

Monday 21 February 2011 11:54

LMFAO! does it have a nipple? c:

danii_s2 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:22

Third boob, or third nipple?

PreludeToADream 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:27

When you say a 'third boob' do you actually mean a third nipple? Because they're pretty common. And count yourself lucky for not having cancer.

autumn88_fml_fml 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:33

Ewww

sehket 1

Monday 21 February 2011 12:38

It's not uncommon, actually. It's called polymastia. In most cases it's barely noticeable and wouldn't affect your life.

lilobennett 0

Monday 21 February 2011 12:58

47- Chandler Bing, well done *applause*

guitar_god7007 3

Monday 21 February 2011 13:31

maybe that's a blessing in disguise. there'll be guys all over you now. well lucky u don't have breast cancer.

Domonator 16

Monday 21 February 2011 13:37

Triboob!

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