Love: Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the...

By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Action - Reaction

By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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Silent night

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 06:00

Today, it was our first time sleeping in the same bed together. She tossed and turned so much, she actually kicked me out onto the floor, so now I have a black eye and a mild concussion. Ta babe. FML

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Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Monday 9 July 2012 19:12

What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?

Dadothy 8

Monday 9 July 2012 19:12

Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it

Comments

bri1201 0

Monday 9 July 2012 22:53

Id be ******* mad too. She fell out of bed, therefore the baby fell out of bed. Asshole.

Hansemans 17

Tuesday 10 July 2012 14:57

Do you believe physical violence is respectful behaviour towards the man you love?

tain103 1

Monday 9 July 2012 23:00

While yes the baby could have been hurt the chances of that happening here are quite low - the baby is quite well protected. If it were that easy to hurt an unborn baby this way - we would have died out a long time go.

B3Y0ND 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 10:25

Even if the baby were to be well-protected, her falling face down would have killed it or done some serious damage. And if she had been sleeping on her back (very likely if she's heavily pregnant), her falling face down from being shoved is highly probable...

GothicAngel17 24

Wednesday 11 July 2012 0:08

107 - Heavily pregnant women can't sleep on their back. It's highly uncomfortable and can cause them to pass out because it cuts off a major artery.

Acaprice14 9

Monday 9 July 2012 23:13

Itd be nice to continue sleeping after being punched in the face, yes?

MrDream_fml 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:13

She's pregnant your accident could have hurt the baby so YDI

Thorzix 23

Tuesday 10 July 2012 0:38

Can't help but laught at all the girl calling him an asshole because he rolled in his sleep. Grow a brain, you can't control how you move WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP. You keep stealing the blankets and pushing us out of bed all the time when you girls are sleeping, do we punch you in the face for it?NO!!

rcgirl2 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:24

It's just the hormones. It'll be all over soon.

dDailydDosage 8

Tuesday 10 July 2012 1:52

I'm sure shes only pissed cause of the baby. I mean if I were pregnant I'd be scared about the tiniest thing going wrong like getting pushed off the bed. Please be more careful for her and the baby :))

trismagestus 19

Wednesday 11 July 2012 22:43

Please be more respectful of not punching sleeping people in the face, especially when you claim to love them.

DragonitePaladin 6

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:09

Some people are just immature retards. OP's wife has serious issues.

medichick 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:17

Hahaha you deserve that, but it's funny

MoonChild5 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:30

I mean... It's not OP's fault. He doesn't control what he does in his sleep so I don't see how he's an asshole for it. Yes, I understand that her falling could have potentially injured or killed the baby, but accidents happen and no one's hurt so all is well.