Love: Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the...

By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Action - Reaction

By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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Silent night

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 06:00

Today, it was our first time sleeping in the same bed together. She tossed and turned so much, she actually kicked me out onto the floor, so now I have a black eye and a mild concussion. Ta babe. FML

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Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Monday 9 July 2012 19:12

What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?

Dadothy 8

Monday 9 July 2012 19:12

Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it

Comments

chilla4m3 6

Thursday 12 July 2012 0:58

I realize that women who are pregnant have hormones raging, but I don't care, that doesn't give her the right to punch someone in the face.

yaya1213 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 6:46

now there might be a chance of miscarry maybe that's why she's still angry about it. just sayin'

Dilwann 27

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:36

That's what I was thinking about as well. I voted FYL because, well, you can't help being a restless sleeper, but I understand her reaction as well. Not because she fell out, but because falling can be really dangerous. Hell, even stress can be dangerous when you're pregnant.

Lorean 6

Sunday 15 July 2012 8:24

I did that to my husband twice he diddnt get mad though and he told me the next day I was lmao

mollymayan 3

Sunday 15 July 2012 15:06

(-.-) She's PREGNANT, she's happily sleeping, and you pushed her out of the bed.. Stupid.

R4LJ 10

Wednesday 18 July 2012 17:47

I understand shes pregnant and all and the Hormones are raging but He was sleep and it was an accident. Punching him in the face is a little extreme. Yes she looking out for her baby and all but she still didnt have to punch him in the face. Reflexs People.