Love: Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the...

By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Action - Reaction

By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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Silent night

By Anonymous - 16/03/2022 06:00

Today, it was our first time sleeping in the same bed together. She tossed and turned so much, she actually kicked me out onto the floor, so now I have a black eye and a mild concussion. Ta babe. FML

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Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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Monday 9 July 2012 19:12

What's with all the pregnant crazy lady FMLs lately?

Dadothy 8

Monday 9 July 2012 19:12

Hormones:/ don't worry I'm sure she will get over it

Comments

t_vivvy 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 2:42

This happened on sex and the city....

BangBang703 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 3:10

Hey are u n ur fiancé gettin married cuz u love her or cuz of the baby!?

larouche362 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 3:57

I really dont see how its the OPs fault for being a roller... but if shes pregnet i hope she didnt land on her stomach..

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:21

Did you apologize?

mattorama 15

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:50

YDI for not only putting a ring on such a moody immature woman, but knocking her up too. News flash; women's mood swings during pregnancy are the same as the ones they "experience" during their periods- they aren't real, they're just using their license to act like a bitch!

larouche362 10

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:41

Its because shes pregnet its not all her fault for being moody. Just hormones

demcatsbro 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:50

WOW TALK ABOUT BITCHY. what crawled up your bum and died, missy?

ashleeyka 13

Tuesday 10 July 2012 8:20

Actually, when I was pregnant I didn't have very many mood swings, nor do I while I'm on my period... I do get mildly cranky but what I did get for sure was postpartum depression and if any boy believes that that's not real either, then that just proves he truly knows nothing. It's a serious problem that some women really can't control and guys just like to pretend that we can. It's just plain immature to say that women only use it as an excuse to act moody. No one wants to be moody.

kat1896 3

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:55

If you pushed her out of bed and she fell, she could lose the baby. I hope you realize that.

FreaksandGeeks 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:02

I'm 8 months pregnant and I'd probably freak out if I fell out of bed. I wouldn't go as far as punching my husband in the face though. I'd probably yell and cry lol -_-

kimg0885 23

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:31

My husband slept on the couch for the last three months because he kept doing the same thing. I told him if he didn't I was going to smother him, don't worry it will pass.