By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML
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GameRater01 0

Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

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amirn86 0

Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

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im_bored 0

#10 finally got the reverse FML thing right...LOL! I had a rat for 4 years (from a pet store). They really ARE smart...but still....I woulda flushed it!

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AntiChrist7 0

keep ypur house clean. YDI

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

So you have a roommate who eats live rats and doesn't chew his food very well?

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so_me_fml 0

This is terrible... As a lover of all animals, but who is still grossed out by non-domesticated rats, I wouldn't have known what to do! On the one hand, there is a live animal that is going to drown if you don't help it, but on the other hand, it's a rat! Ugh, dilemma.

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st87 0

daz right buddy! take it back to where it came from! ;-)

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jen_kay 0

Ewww. Rat in the toillet. Hope you managed to get rid of him xD

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Kyothine 0

Today I was sitting in a toilet when a huge beast came over and flushed me. FML. Not. I hate counter-FMLs. They're so ******* retarded.

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fretforyerlatte 0

oooomg that's HOORRRIBLE..i would have run screaming from the room. rats freak me out, man.

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Vasir 2

29 - You're an idiot. Also. learn to spell.

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Waabishkii_ikwe 0

#36, I wouldn't worry about it drowning. Rats are actually able to tread water for three days straight without succumbing to exhaustion. And even if the toilet were to be flushed, it's quite possible that the rat would have been able to swim back to the surface, as they're very strong swimmers. (Yeah, I'm a rat freak. c:) I would have just called an exterminator and asked for them to live-trap it and release it somewhere else.

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ebwaef 0

Yeah. They can tread water. Not be forcibly sucked down a pipe full of filthy water with no space to breathe, then tossed mercilessly around. Somehow that doesn't seem quite the same.

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