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By Anon - 10/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up really early before my mom so I could make pancakes for Mother's Day. I placed everything on a tray and even picked a flower, had a card for her and took it to her bedroom. She said, "You shouldn't have, pancakes are fattening." She took one bite and fed the rest to the dogs. FML

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By Ana - 14/05/2023 06:00

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By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By yapDogs - 10/05/2015 01:43 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I sent a $120 bouquet of flowers for mother's day. When I called tonight see if my Mom got them, she replied that they were still on the doorstep because she "didn't want the dogs to get excited and start barking" when she opened the front door to bring them in. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2023 18:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I found out that my mother organized someone to feed my pets because I would be out of town overnight, even though I told her that I would be back in the morning and they would be fine. They overfed my dogs, with one of them eating over 10% of her weight, and now she may have bloat, which is often fatal. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML

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By shit flavored eggs - 09/03/2021 00:30

Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML

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BeanieBaby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:08

Your mom's a bitch!

premiermois 5

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:10

Next year make her some "special" pancakes.

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Luckster 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:31

#95, I live with a Latino family, and the mother is NEVER ******* HAPPY! Me and my boyfriend bought a beautiful silver bracelet for her this year with her birthstone on a heart-shaped pendant, and as soon as she thought we weren't looking, she tucked it into a 'junk drawer' in her room, never to be seen again. They are picky and very tough to figure out. She bitches at us if we don't use our money to buy nice things for the family, but as soon as we buy her something lovely, she treats it like garbage.

Belle9_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:42

Geez...my son made me chocolate chip pancakes and I'm watching my calories, too. I ate FIVE of them. Delicious!! Your child's happiness is more important that the calories you consume in one day.

Linkman590 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 22:52

Wow, she's a bitch. Never do anything for her on mother's day again.

genius_man16 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:22

Um, wtf, that is retarded. Your mom is a complete bitch. And to all those commenters saying "if she was on a diet..." STFU, one batch of pancakes isn't going to ruin anything.

Inspired22 11

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:27

Hey, calories don't count on Mother's Day!

Altrown_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:37

What a bitch

ilovefmlife 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:44

#7 what does being "latino" have to do with anything?

blueknight1st 26

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:53

Pancakes are not fattening. The stuff you put on them are. Your mom is pretty stupid.

thedog 0

Monday 11 May 2009 0:11

Don't feel bad. My mom does that all the time. Even when I make her fruit smoothies she says it gives her too much energy and she can't sleep at night. Then later that day she sees in a store a nice cake and gorges herself saying "I don't care if I get fat."