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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

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By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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By Kris - 31/01/2025 00:00 - India

Today, I pretended to be on a work call to avoid talking to my neighbour. Mid-fake call, my phone actually rang. I had to answer it and have two simultaneous conversations while avioding eye contact with my neighbour. FML

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SimmoRocks 1

Friday 9 September 2011 15:59

Your NECK?

GrammarNaziFTW 0

Friday 9 September 2011 16:04

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Friday 9 September 2011 17:06

Seriously people!! You might as well just kill yourself!!

TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Friday 9 September 2011 21:16

No. Don't encourage suicide.

spartan522114 0

Friday 9 September 2011 21:23

Yes. Encourage suicide.

Locoluis 15

Friday 9 September 2011 17:14

Fool. You're shooing away interested parties.

dmw25 0

Friday 9 September 2011 17:14

Why? What was the need for that?

AShadowSoul 1

Friday 9 September 2011 17:19

Why not get a real number?

LigerFan 1

Friday 9 September 2011 17:27

On your neck?

manicbaby 0

Friday 9 September 2011 17:33

I once had a guy write his number on my neck I never called, anyways that's stupid why do people feel the need to try and make people they don't know think they are cool

ikickgingers 15

Friday 9 September 2011 17:36

Guilty. I've done that before not the faking like a guy is writing on my neck. I have however written my number on a guys neck, stomach. It's usually when drunk and an excuse to get really close and touch.

jane_marie 12

Friday 9 September 2011 17:49

You have serious issues.

ZielZone 4

Friday 9 September 2011 17:53

Douche

cherryllollo 7

Friday 9 September 2011 17:54

lol probably wrote it in the mirror, walking around with a backwards number on ur neck.

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