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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

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By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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By Kris - 31/01/2025 00:00 - India

Today, I pretended to be on a work call to avoid talking to my neighbour. Mid-fake call, my phone actually rang. I had to answer it and have two simultaneous conversations while avioding eye contact with my neighbour. FML

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SimmoRocks 1

Friday 9 September 2011 15:59

Your NECK?

GrammarNaziFTW 0

Friday 9 September 2011 16:04

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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CapnRach 2

Friday 9 September 2011 16:29

LOL why your neck?! Might as well make a hickey on your neck using make up.

pennies_lane 6

Friday 9 September 2011 16:36

OP didn't think of that. You just gave him an idea... and his next FML.

starr9387 0

Friday 9 September 2011 23:51

That's what I'm sayingg

raider27 7

Friday 9 September 2011 16:32

Has anyone honestly written their number on someone's neck?? I've never heard of that before..

instantmusic 4

Friday 9 September 2011 16:32

Then you posted it on FML in an attempt to garner attention and validation. I agree, FYL.

turtleomnom 0

Friday 9 September 2011 16:43

you know your best friend saw the number and it was his/ her mom's.

Neut 13

Friday 9 September 2011 16:49

Did you try calling the number?

perdix 29

Friday 9 September 2011 16:49

Wouldn't the handwriting on your own neck look awful? It might look like you were hit on by a retarded girl.

DocBastard 38

Friday 9 September 2011 16:51

Yet another FML about an idiot making an idiot move in a desperate attempt to impress people. Listen up people - we aren't impressed. You are morons. Get it? No? Ugh, so we'll see you at the next one.

Haahaaheehoo 2

Friday 9 September 2011 16:51

Definitely the same status as a hickey...

cassiekinz 14

Friday 9 September 2011 16:54

Who the **** puts a number on their neck?

mellylicious 8

Friday 9 September 2011 17:05

And you wonder why no one ever hits on you....

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