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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend revealed that last night she decided to 'test how asleep I was' by putting her finger up my nose as far as she could. Then in my mouth. Then in my ear. Then back in my mouth. I slept through the whole thing. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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ThatGenericGuy 6

Friday 2 September 2011 23:44

Admit it, that turned you on.

enonymous 8

Friday 2 September 2011 23:48

She probably has to put up with your Dutch ovens. Only fair

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sougstad 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:15

Leave deodorant under her pillow and give her extra for Xmas!!!

structuredchaoz 4

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:19

Everyone does it. Chances are you scratch your balls and smell your hands too. Don't be so dramatic.

ngarcia333 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:27

Rofl so true

minaza79 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:23

That's just nasty

bettyc4 26

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:28

OMG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE WATCHING ME!!!!!!!!! =O

vi3tno_romeo 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 3:08

el oh el !

MyEpicDemise 7

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:32

You should've gagged when she got back in bed, but still pretend that you're sleeping.

bullrider92 19

Saturday 3 September 2011 3:17

That or let out a big fart.

crinx034 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:37

If she cared then she wouldn't be stinking in the first place and try using deodorant.

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:43

I automatically thought of a female hippie as soon as I finished reading this FML.

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:46

I automatically thought of a female hippie as soon as I finished reading this.

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 3 September 2011 1:36

Damn glitchy comment system! Just ignore this post and the one it's replying to.

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:48

Ooh :) how attractive

tmcg117 1

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:51

Keeper!!

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Ouch!

Creeped out

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