By theregoesmyspermcount - 02/08/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.

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Roddsy 0

LOL... get the hell outta that house XD

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AlexZB 0

get a cup to fit around your dick, then another to fit around that

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Essentials 0

the real fml here is, "my dad thinks I'm a pussy"

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Slackness 10

Tell him you are going to be playing selected battle / war sound tracks when he is asleep to test him out for PTSD.

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VegasFML 0

BAM! Favorited because of buried comments, AND YOU!

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SuicideSaint_fml 0

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. ~Marines Training

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Goganthian 0

sounds like something that would happen on dragon ball... sorry, I've been watching that a lot lately >.

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sika_fml 0

When someone tells you what they are going to do before they do it...well...that's called warning you

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Sipos 0

What a nutter! I'd tell him that he incompletely insane, that no normal person would think that is acceptable and that if he does it, I would contact the authorities. He is a danger to others and an unfit parent.

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