By theregoesmyspermcount - 02/08/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.

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veriria 0

And you wonder why he got kicked out of the Marines? lol

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ghost010 6

A friend of mine's uncle does that, he calls it a cup check. I think it's time you did the same thing to your dad.

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Bubblegums_fml 0

Violance and primitivism, the way off pre-historical man

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rhenerlau 17

marines are for life. once a marine, always a marine, unless it was a dishonorable discharge.

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4itchytasty 0

umm, not sure if you're aware, but a blow to the testicles can be fatal do to shock, my advice is before he decides to eliminate you is to either A) inform him of this fact, B)take the first shot, with a gun and claim it was in self-defense since it is, or C) call child services.

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GRaugh8762 0

Yeah since gun violence is the answer to everything..4itchytasty... Dumbass

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ChicaChica5683 0

is that abuse??

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Brendan3693 0

ydi 4 calling him an ex Marine. there are marines and there are non marines. there are no ex marines.

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joeja69 6

easy answer wait till he's not expecting it and kick him in the balls first, see how he likes it

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JamesTheGiraffe 5

I'd just like to know how to announce without warning. Do tell.

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JJunstopable 4

us Marines are tough as hell act like you don't care and he'll stop

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