By theregoesmyspermcount - 02/08/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.

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cmac86 23

you better thank him for it. trying to teach you to man up is never bad.

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gomz 0

i like this for two reasons 1) your dad sounds badass and 2) you're from texas, and so am i and that's just how we do it down here

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KelsyKatastrophe 0

That is hilarious! I am sorry, but it is.

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Scorponok 0

Kick your dad 47 times in the nuts, and he'll never think about it again.

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El_mariachi 0

next time he tries it pull ur pants down

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RKftw 0

may i suggest hiring chuck norris as a personal trainer?

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bluemouse 0

gd job u're ready for ufc very soon

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Fontario4 2

Uhh child abuse much? What an asshole, and an idiot that will in no way help you in life, and if done too much will make you sterile, but if you're anything like your dad then that's a good thing.

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tbonesucker 0

there's no such thing as an ex-marines fool!!!!! once a marine, always a marine!!!!

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ViperSRT3g 0

This is probably why he's gonna be punching you there every so often XD

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No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

wear a cup made of steel

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