By theregoesmyspermcount - 02/08/2009 22:45 - United States

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
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redbluegreen 40

I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.

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xHaniffax 0

Your dad is a ******* moron. How unpleasantly random.

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soccerballs 0

there is no such thing. once a marine always a marine. but good luck with that

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I_am_Lathan 0

Once a Marine, always a Marine. If you can manage to punch his hand away whilst he tries punching you, Im pretty sure he'll see no need to continue.

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meepmeh 0

lol know what thats like. got sent to military school. i get punched in the stomach though. probably cuz im a girl.

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ch_kisama 0

just tell your dad that repeated impacts to the groin causes infertility, so if he wants to be a grandfather one day he won't.

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Onkwehonwe 0

that must suck, but your username is hysterical

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BoboMatrix 0

Well you can always say you're are going to start randomly kicking him in the crotch to improve his reflexes.

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greeneye_fml 12

Invest in a cup or other protective gear.

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chowyuk 0

I happen to be a Marine I love how so many people that I assume are not Marines are commenting there are no such thing as ex Marines just former because it's a title, really what is the difference between ex and former but they don't capitlaize Marine even though it's a title

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