Tape it back together :)

i agree with mercy

just go to the bank, show them the shredding and ask for $500.

I moderated this one and clicked no because it seemed so unlikely... I guess someone else thought it was totally normal to have $500 sitting out on the coffee table. If this is indeed true, then you completely deserve it. I understand kids will be kids and all, but shredders are not exactly quiet. Why didn't you go see what your child was doing? And why didn't you keep that money in your wallet in the first place?

YDI for leaving a shredder and over $500 within reach of a 4 year old.

when did the entire internet get a complete sense of humour bypass? correct me if i'm wrong, but this is supposed to be a comedy website, right? so why whenever i read the ******* comments on this site are people giving life advice and bloody reprimands over the stupidest little things, and being complete grammar nazis, when they are merely supposed to make you laugh? /rant

YDI for having $500 in the reach of a child.

you can send it to the us treasury and they send u a check. I know from experience

if u get all the serial number off of them u can still get u'r money back. someone I met had a fire and the money still had to serial numbers on it and he got all his money back!!

how would a 4 year old have access to a shreder or 500 dollars??? parent fail