Miscellaneous: Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to...

By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By M95 - 03/03/2010 19:11 - Norway

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2023 18:00 - Australia - Wacol

Today, I got my 9 year-old daughter back from a sleepover at my mum's. My 17 year-old niece was also staying there at the same time, and heard my daughter complaining that her fringe was in her eyes. My niece decided to cut my daughter's hair. There are now chunks missing and it's all uneven. No one asked my permission. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By hair2daygone4ever - 14/01/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML

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By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By buiuuum - 27/07/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

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Monday 2 November 2009 23:12

Ouch :[ Sorry girly ! Cut your parents' hair (if they're heavy sleepers like you, awesome. If not, NyQuil..), and blame it on your brother.. Bet he won't get away with it after that :]

noshitsherlock 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:20

Seriously, wouldn't you wake up when the bloody bald spots were created? That sucks though.. you should take away ALL his toys and give them to charity and shave the little shit's head down to the scalp and vandalize it with Sharpies.

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AdvocataDiaboli 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:22

He would be bleeding if he was my brother. >:-( Oh well... I guess this is your chance to try out a dangerous new pixie hair cut?

SunlightVeins 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:24

He only got away with it with regards to your parents. You, though, still can act. =] Just be sure to accept the consequences, if any.

KateeJo 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:25

...Thought? anywho, that really bites. I know I'd freak if anyone did anything like that to my hair.

kayC7 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:25

Oh...oh wow That sucks so bad. :( I feel your pain (I have a younger brother too). But he never chopped my hair off. You should walk around wearing hats all the time if you can...

sillyzombiekid 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:27

don't worry, just wear a hat,go to a salon or cut your self? style and add accesories etc :D

perdix 29

Monday 2 November 2009 23:28

What do you mean "he got away with it?" Revenge is a dish best served cold. Pee in his bed and bring the stained sheet to his school. You'll be more than even.

Armin_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 0:01

exactly. she's the one deciding whether he gets away with it or not :D

fawfulster 11

Tuesday 3 November 2009 5:00

Even better, go to his school with a pair of shitty and clean underwear and tell him: "Yoohoo! *insert name here*! Here, I got you a pair of clean underwear because i found these shitty underpants under your bed."

Tremble 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 6:21

That's an awesome idea. You, are a genius.

fawfulster 11

Saturday 7 November 2009 4:59

Thanks.

Leon_S_Kennedy 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:29

wouldn't you have woken up from the pain of chopping some of your scalp off?

MidniteOctopus 0

Monday 2 November 2009 23:30

What the hell is wrong with parents these days? Why would they let him get away with it, just because he's 7? My kid would have been punished for doing that.