By jordanss - 11/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 151
You deserved it 3 465

Same thing different taste

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You can't really train for diarrhea. They aren't able to hold it.

I thought it was a given that just about everyone has bottled water or even a jug of tap water in the fridge. If not, you could have gone out and bought a gallon for under a dollar :)

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KyleIsSoFine 0
funzcpl 0

f the poor dogs life for having the *****!

Is your phone and computer full of shit since you couldn't wash your hands lmao

Bee_fml 2

If the story is a repeat or a duplicate, could you please send me the link? Thanks! :-)

I thought it was a given that just about everyone has bottled water or even a jug of tap water in the fridge. If not, you could have gone out and bought a gallon for under a dollar :)

you deserve it for being an idiot and not just picking it up with a plastic bag.

if u can pick up diarreiah with plastic bags then u must be amazing

Natsuki41 0

you could have wrapped your hands with some type of bags or gloves before cleaning it up or you could have went out and bought water to clean up the mess along with some cleaning gloves... damn shit does happen

Sanitising is not the same as washing. If you had feces all over your hands, would you really be okay with just squirting a little alcohol gel on them?

If you have a cream-coloured carpet, why wouldn't you have carpet cleaner on hand? My water is running fine but I wouldn't have needed it. I have gloves for cleaning and carpet cleaner. Water wouldn't even get everything out. Also, sourgirl is right. If you knew the water would be off, you should've stored some.

sourgirl101 28

That sucks OP. I hope at least you washed your hands before you wrote this FML!!