By jordanss - 11/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML
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catnip216 0

You can't really train for diarrhea. They aren't able to hold it.

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iheartglasses 0

I thought it was a given that just about everyone has bottled water or even a jug of tap water in the fridge. If not, you could have gone out and bought a gallon for under a dollar :)

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aback 4

Why is he cleaning it up with his bare hands, anyway? o_0

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jazzmancarron 11

Coulda bought a gallon of water and some carpet shampoo, for your hands, some gloves and hand sanitizer. Still, that sux.

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imsogangster13 0

heardd of a gas stationn ? or Wal - Mart ? YDI forr not beingg creativee .

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persimmon 0

ydi for having a dog with a cream carpet

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heyred 11

YDI for not using the water in both the toilet bowl and toilet tank.

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stewpididiot 11

hey, that's what I was gonna say. you mist be a ****** genius like me !!

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spanelli 16

Nobody ever said the OP was. People are just making stupid assumptions.

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