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By embarrassed niece - 09/07/2013 16:15 - United States - Cumming

Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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By Mils - 26/11/2019 03:00 - Australia - Blackburn

Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML

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Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 08:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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assassinbanana0 20

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:36

Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet

isallwaysme 27

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:37

why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.

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Danfran_1147 10

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:09

I have to ask whose place was it? If it was yours, she was snooping. If not, YDI

happyhead123 16

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:26

A slightly different type of screaming from the one it was built for...

averagelyawesome 5

Wednesday 10 July 2013 1:03

At least it was satisfying:)

Amranih 20

Wednesday 10 July 2013 1:37

She wanted to listen otherwise she wouldn't do

mrszzz 4

Wednesday 10 July 2013 2:19

I am more embarrassed for your aunt than yourself - why on Earth did she just sit there with the monitor on the whole time?

blue001 5

Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:17

why didnt she just turn it off?

hopeless511 3

Wednesday 10 July 2013 2:37

wait- you had sex next to your baby and the monitor and the other monitor was with your aunt? ew.... YDI! Or you had sex next to a monitor, other monitor, aunt and baby together? In that case she should have turned it off... BUT You had sex with your aunt in the house?! YDI!

AestheticGuy 21

Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:30

Pfft piss off, its their damn house, they can have sex in it whenever they want. The aunt was a real creepy ****** for listening to it all night and not turning it off!