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By embarrassed niece - 09/07/2013 16:15 - United States - Cumming

Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 16:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML

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Maternal monitoring

By Mils - 26/11/2019 03:00 - Australia - Blackburn

Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML

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Earplugs, stat!

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 06:00

Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 08:04 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML

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assassinbanana0 20

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:36

Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet

isallwaysme 27

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:37

why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.

Comments

avapaige1234 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:52

Was the "satisfaction" worth the embarrassment after all? It better be!

evanthe2nd 5

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:56

Of course! They ******!

RoboCunnilingus 23

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:47

All sex is good, isn't it?

avapaige1234 19

Wednesday 10 July 2013 1:36

19 and 28. Either your partners are **** stars, or you're just virgin.

Koppol 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:55

It would be funny if your aunt had an FML as well and we saw this same post in the other point of view.

perdix 29

Tuesday 9 July 2013 22:55

Perhaps she rubbed one out while the two of you were going at it. You may have been a part of an electronic threesome.

Smoldering 15

Wednesday 10 July 2013 4:25

When you can't beat em' join em'

kurodansei 16

Wednesday 10 July 2013 7:15

I imagine she would have been beating it pretty hard in Perix's scenario.

botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 10 July 2013 7:22

Idk, 66. Beating one's ****** doesn't sound too enticing.

davikiin 6

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:01

Was the monitor in a baby's room, or was it in your room for some reason?

monnanon 13

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:20

im guessing the babys cot is in their room and they have the monitor for when they are not in bed too.

shibeep 12

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:07

Not as bad as your little sister walking in....

KiddoKS 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:22

Just make sure you don't get rid of those monitors... I have a feeling you'll have a new reason to use them in 9 months or so.

Wizzlbang 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:30

Why were you doing it in the baby room?

byron17 26

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:44

Maybe the baby sleeps in the same room as them o.0 Consider that... -.-

kross_reach 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:52

Why was it in the room

KiddoKS 19

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:54

Don't be surprised if she asks if you both washed your hands before supper.

billyjoel456 8

Wednesday 10 July 2013 0:06

I'm feelin you

snegma 16

Wednesday 10 July 2013 1:38

That's what she said.

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