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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Savanerzz - 18/03/2018 01:30

Today my fiancé broke up with me. Two hours later, the store I bought my wedding dress from called to say it’s ready to be picked up. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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By dykerino - 12/10/2014 00:11 - Canada - Vancouver

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By not fat shaming! - 05/04/2023 14:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML

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By vat - 25/02/2013 08:33 - Hong Kong

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML

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Friday 27 February 2015 12:59

YDI for letting something so trivial become such a huge issue. Priorities, OP.

Jasim 17

Friday 27 February 2015 13:00

I can't believe this shit is going viral.

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oops6663 26

Friday 27 February 2015 19:29

**** that dress. Editing, dude. Adobe even said its black and blue

keyofdestiny13 24

Friday 27 February 2015 19:40

It's black and blue. That's all I've seen, and the original dress (if you look it up) is black and blue.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 27 February 2015 19:41

YDI for arguing over something so stupid, and actually breaking up for it.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Friday 27 February 2015 19:54

You know how many dumb submissions I moderated about this dress last night? Y'all need to calm down about it.

nialls_girl 13

Friday 27 February 2015 20:05

So much for love. YDI

rafa015 20

Friday 27 February 2015 20:09

I'm sorry about that but I would fight over it to

Wayward_Daughter 11

Friday 27 February 2015 20:14

I don't see how its white and gold.

beararm 11

Friday 27 February 2015 20:21

Man good for u because if u break up over that then ur prob net ready for real life....yu both deserve it

wRIPPERw 23

Friday 27 February 2015 20:24

Well then it was a shitty relationship

bhfriday 9

Friday 27 February 2015 20:29

I totally understand.

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