By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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THE_A_TEEN 27

This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".

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Comments

jaff23 11

Haha hope you dumped him! Or aimed the ball at his crotch!

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WeAreAHurricane 14

59 your comment made me laugh. Yet, I'm not sure why. o.O

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ddrocker23_fml 0

He is a keeper. wow some guys nerve. if I was you ill leave him. his ego is not worth it

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qtip2245 0

Just say "you'll never get this ass again"

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MangaManiacNat 13

Either that guy should grow a set and learn that winning isn't everything or you should just make him single ;)

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Michael_92 20

So he threatens you because you're better? Yea I would leave his ass and find someone who would appreciate it instead of threaten to leave you like a child.

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perdix 29

Tell him he can go home alone and take some penalty strokes! I lost at mini golf to a girl on a first date -- she accused me of throwing it!

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Honestly_Lainey 21

OP should have (quietly) dumped him on the spot, proceeded to beat his mini-golfing ass DOWN then left with a smile at the end of the game :) If he's gunna be immature, you can be too.

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Amethyst888 14

But if she dumped him then why would they keep playing? I wouldn't want to after ending a relationship, it would be all tense and awkward.

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Honestly_Lainey 21

45- it'd make him feel like an ass for BEING AN ASS :)

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Kiki242 19

You should've continued to kick his ass at golf. He somewhat reminds me of happy Gilmore.

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geerod22 5

Yes, because any time you see the word golf in a sentence it immediately means it must be Happy Gilmore related.

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newburton13 26

I would've dumped him on the spot. If a stupid game of mini golf is more important to him than his girlfriend, then tell him since he has his priorities straight, then should you.

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