By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 078
You deserved it 3 109

Same thing different taste

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This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".

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Sounds like your golf handicap is him.

I would lean over and whisper "If you do this again... YOURE GUNNA BE SINGLE!!" then grab my face in shock (sarcastically) then give him a warning look

Remember kids, bottling up all your feelings is good for a happy relationship!

Really? This is who is in your love life? ... Are you sure?

Probably joking and even if he wasn't it's in the heat of the competion

At least you found out what he thinks about you doing something better than he can before you married him. That would have been a nasty surprise later.

If that was me, I would, in front of his family, say very loudly "Did you just tell me im getting dangerously close to being single because im better than you at something? Well, bye!' I would then walk away and go home... And find someone hell of a lot better.