By Cereal_mistress - 07/10/2013 18:54 - United States - Sonoma

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
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Nightwing98 22

Calling him your boyfriend and then saying he has a wife implies you know and are fine with him cheating. No sympathy for you.

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Welshite 39

Cheater; I can't see how you deserve sympathy. His wife needs to know.

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fakedsincerity 32

FYL for being so stupid and immoral to date a married man. Your poor kid.

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magiczebra 9

Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe OP didn't know he was married until she got pregnant.

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WhisperSoflty 20

She's still calling him her boyfriend, with the full knowledge that he's married. Stupid and immoral fits pretty well.

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thecrazymancan 17

A lot of fml posters use wording tricks like this.

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rosenkrieger223 21

I'm inclined to agree with #12 and #119. Even if she didn't find out he was married till after he got her pregnant, she should've dumped his ass when she did find out. The fact that she still is with him and calls him her boyfriend shows a complete lack of regard and respect for the man's wife. OP, you definitely deserve this. **** the wife's life. She's the one getting truly ****** over here.

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jdawg35527 8

if you knew he was.married when you met him then sorry no sympathy from me

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unlucky_04 10

Maybe you should've gone for therapy as well. Why isn't he your "ex-boyfriend" instead of "boyfriend"?

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DocBastard 38

And you haven't told his wife yet...why? Oh, but I'm sure he REALLY loves you and is leaving his wife really really soon and truly loves only you because you're his soulmate and all the other ridiculous bullshit excuses married men use when they cheat. He's a cheating scum, and you're enabling him, which makes you not much better.

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annie_nk 22

Plus chances are if he's cheating with you, he'll cheat on you.

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rosenkrieger223 21

These two comments above are probably the most accurate and to-the-point statements in this whole comment section. I thoroughly agree with them both.

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kernelkat 16

I don't think married men can have girlfriends. The correct term is mistress

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MrSassypants 32

And OP's boyfriend's name is Captain Crunch.

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TheDrifter 23

He would still be called boyfriend by his mistress though, as benefactor is outdated and master implies a rather particular sort of sexual liason.

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ninja_dae 11

I like how op says her boyfriend then talks about his wife. why is it fml if your boyfriend is a married man and you're with him? that's your problem.

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challan 19

I have no sympathy for you, only for his wife and your child.

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lmarie1 9

I'm not sure where cereal comes in but your name gives the idea that your calling yourself mistress - not cool on any level to be one

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skitzymew 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Kiki242 19

-_- mistress as in chick on the side.

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raphanne_fml 33

If he cheats with you, what makes you think he won't cheat on you? **** your child's and the wife's lives.

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