By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

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Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML
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Nyx_fml 23

It's sweet that he cares about keeping you well-fed.

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timss4 19

At least he tried to be romantic... Honestly if i was offered lunch, and she came back offering the clam burger, I'd eat my meal happily lol

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angeluscado 15

I'm so gals my husband doesn't read this site. This is totally something he'd consider doing and I don't want him to get any ideas.

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glitterkuro 18

He could have at least brought some actual food. I'd be annoyed that he got my hopes up for lunch.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Tell that chauvinistic pig you want a real sandwich, not finger food or better yet, just tell him to put away the Vienna Sausages.

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edanielleh 21

at least he is trying? hopefully he can do much better than that

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Winningbacon 3

He should've asked if you wanted a burger, then come back with a Double Quarter Pounder

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