Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him...

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 00:12 - France - Bourges

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

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By in love with a nerd - 02/09/2019 15:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2010 13:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML

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By rawkdinosawr - 09/05/2009 15:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML

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By JStein - 29/11/2012 04:33 - United States - Hampshire

Today my boyfriend and my best friend had a very lengthy, detailed conversation about Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, of which I know nothing about. Once they stopped, I looked at him and smiled, and he responded with, "Why can't you be more like her?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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I'm surprised

By Anonymous - 29/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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Manly men fighting

By Anonymous - 05/06/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML

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You deserved it 267

By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 16:46 - Ireland - Bagenalstown

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML

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You deserved it 14 868

By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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Serisent 26

Saturday 16 March 2013 5:33

Not strong is the force in you, my precious.

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Saturday 16 March 2013 5:33

Maybe you shouldn't join conversations if you don't know what they're talking about.

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Serisent 26

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:11

Yoda's from a rather famous sci-fi epic you may have heard of. It's called Star Wars, and has no relation to Lord of the Rings, #136.

Catkam623 27

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:31

Just a thought she could be talking about Gollum the other mixed up Wrinkly old thing that just happens to exist in lord of the rings.

fromthesuck 8

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:33

Wow you all know how to make a mountain out of mole hill. So she tried to get along with her boyfriend's friend and not feel left out. Doesn't mean he needs to act like a childish twat because she got confused.

withasmile 3

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:37

Seriously, why does he or anyone on here care? Is it that important really? He has some identity/ego issues to take it that damn seriously -what another person says or does doesn't reflect on you, and it's very self centered to think so. He should've laughed and explained the difference, end of story. (And yes I know the difference, so whoopdidoo for me.)

darviller 17

Saturday 16 March 2013 13:40

Next you'll confuse Gandalf and Dumbledore.

myeviltwin 20

Saturday 16 March 2013 14:00

What, are you dating one of the characters from the big bang theory??????? Whenever your bf asks you a question answer it like Penny, "I don't know. Star Wars??????"

ThatOneDrummer 8

Saturday 16 March 2013 14:03

I'd ignore you too.

MorganBrown 8

Saturday 16 March 2013 14:05

How the HELL did you mix them up! (Big lord of the rings fan). I'm sorry but I wouldn't call you an embarrassment, I'd just have to laugh hysterically. Good one.

insomniac8400 13

Saturday 16 March 2013 14:14

They're completely different characters

Metallica36176 16

Saturday 16 March 2013 14:30

#17 - People have a right to be apart of a conversation. That's how you learn things. I hate when people think they have to sit there awkwardly because they "shouldn't be apart of the conversation". My brother used to leave me in the car for hours just because I was the younger sister and I hate bullshit like that. Everyone has the right to be in a conversation. At least OP is willing.