By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
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nwtngrl820 0

tell him to get allergy medicine then u can have both

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swgipe 9

Bravo for keeping your cats! It's nice to see at least one person who won't dump them just because their bf is allergic.

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fmlxxreaderx 0

make the cat tell him :) when he's at your doorstep open the door a little bit so he can only see a cat in your hands then pretend to be the cats voice and tell him.. worked for me!xD

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Orbdragon 5

I'm sorry; I'm all about keeping the cats and ditching the dude, but that's just weird XD

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fmlxxreaderx 0

lol don't worry I was joking :) cat ladies make me laugh. XD

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ericliveson 0

Hi future cat lady! :D

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DAN7IEL 2

you reallyshould try and find a way to have both of them in ur life, breaking up over something like that is dumb!....

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nabo4u 0

ydi for loving cats. those nasty animals stink up a house something fierce. you're well on your way to being a loser 40 something year old with a house full of cat urine and feces. your house is going to smell like a mix of mr clean and excrement. enjoy!

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cattack 0

Well SOME people actually train their cats to shit where they're supposed to. There's also a thing called scented litter.

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nabo4u 0

hey #128, a little sensitive are we? FYI anyone who chooses a pet over a person with whom they're comfortable enough to share a bed with, has serious issues. so go back to playing with your kitties, little girl. they're probably the only friends you have

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nikki908 3

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Why am I suddenly a little girl again? It's been years since someone called me that.

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nabo4u 0

why'd I call you a little girl? well I saw the pic you had up before you conveniently changed it. you know what helps me sleep at night? the knowledge that those cute little furballs you love so much are being served for dinner somewhere out there in a third world country

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nikki908 3

I changed it because I found this picture amusing. I'm also going to ignore you for now. Considering how you're arguing with a 14 year old girl. A little pathetic, eh?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

nikki: Wait, I'm confused. Do you want to be considered nabo's peer or not?

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nikki908 3

I'd rather not. If I did...would I have a bad rep D:?

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shaude91 0

dude that's the worst thing ever! ur retarded!

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nabo4u 0

the other day I walked into a house that had 6 cats in it. the stench of ammonia and crap was so bad that I threw up a little in my mouth

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cptmorgan15 2

ktbird, stop going on this website just to argue with what people have to say.

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Ruffydog 0

My dad has horse allergy, and my mum used to have horses. Whenever she came home from a horseback ride, she'd have to take a shower and wash her clothes, before they could even say hello to eachother, or he'd be unable to breathe, and he'd probably have to have been taken to a hospital. MEDICINE OR NO!That's how allergic some people are, so to all you idiots out there, saying she did the right thing, he probably gave her the ultimatum because he liked her a whole deal, or he would have dumped her then and there. And seriously OP, ditching your boyfriend, because your cats are more important? **** your life, seriously.

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afallingstar 22

have fun being the cat lady or suggest he look into allergy medication

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nabo4u 0

a little sensitive are we? FYI if you choose a pet over a lover you're comfortable enough to share your bed with, you have issues. now run along little girl and play with your kitties. they're probably the only friends you have

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msmandy 0

isn't this more of an fml for him not you???

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