By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Maybe it's time for a new boyfriend, a vibrator :)

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How are they not when your boyfriend is jacking off instead of having sex with you? She needs something to substitute him or that wouldn't be fair now would it?

:P I don't have anything to say, I'm just replying so you don't think you've won. Aha!

I agree I think she should but I think a tickler is better and she can ask to use it in sex that's what me n my ex tried and it was the best I never had orgasms like it without it lol n he thought to it was good against his dick aswell it's better only in doggy style, so I think this is what they need so hell want it more

I agree I think she should but I think a tickler is better and she can ask to use it in sex that's what me and my ex tried and it was the best I never have orgasms like it without it lol and he said its good against his dick aswell but it's only better in doggy style, I think that's what they need so hell want it more

CaptainPickles72 18

Umm... thanks for the story? But are you you typed this on the right website? It seriously sounds like you were reviewing a product for a sex toy website.

If he's not having sex with her and only masturbating then your story is irrelevant here

Why does she get toys to replicate him? I think to be fair they each should only use hands or they both get toys.

I'm now scarred for life at that story. But scars heal. Wait, shit, no that's wounds. I'll just get some ******* make-up.

c_tuck 0

May not be OP... I don't think i would stay with them if they weren't interested in me sexually. Regardless of what people say, sex has a big impact on the relationship between two people.

CaptainPickles72 18

Two's a relationship Three's company Four's a crowd and five's a party!!

twisted_cherub 14

19- I agree. Sex isn't the most important thing, but without intimacy, you're just good friends.

Mr25_fml 14

Doing "it" wrong. You're doing it right

Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10

It could be worse, I was once cutting some guys hair while he was jerking off underneath the cover.

Omg that happened at my school! I'm in school for cosmetology and some old guy did that.

hubla 0

Ew. If that ever happened to me in school or in the salon id be scarred for life!

spinny114 0

lmao wow dats must have been fun

BIEBERSLAYER 10

That's just... Wow Id embarrass the **** outta him if that happened.

Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10

Yeah, it was awkward... my friends and I call him the "mad whacker"... suitable, don't you think?

spinny114 0

Practice more with yourself, see how he likes it.

MickGold 8

How about his fingers instead?:)

Yeah, that's a little too extreme. If you wanna teach him a lesson, all you gotta do is tape his junk to his leg with duct tape while he's sleeping... Or ya know, do the normal thing and leave his privates alone if he doesn't want you to touch them. Whatever works (;

Maybe he thought you were asleep and didn't want to wake you up. And in the case that he knew you were up, why didn't you offer him a hand?

And he's your boyfriend why? I'd love to hear the excuse for that.

Because one single instance of an issue doesn't negate all the other positive qualities and times they've spent together? I don't really know what you're so dumbfounded about, nor what you think will be so amazing about the "excuse".