By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 259
You deserved it 6 553

Same thing different taste

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Has it occurred to anyone that maybe he just wasn't in the mood that night?

I was actually picturing this in the morning.

CaptainPickles72 18

In the morning? Ah, the good old wake-n-shake!

I'm sorry but when someone is jacking off they are clearly in the mood!!!!! What I'd do is smack his had of and arame over with mine!!!!

Sex takes energy. Maybe he was too tired for the whole process and wanted a quickie by himself?

MickGold 8

Be optimistic. Think something like, "He's probably self-conscious. I'm just too good for him," or something along those lines. It's his loss, not yours. :)

Awe )= I feel bad for you. Are you ugly? Or something?

You're extremely rude. And frankly, not that attractive yourself.

#53. And I care because? It's the way I am. I find myself very attractive but you on the other hand... /=

I think she is very attractive #53 u should look at a mirror before u call someone ugly

I think you just thrive on being a **** and making rude comments. Does it make you feel better to be a bitch to people on the Internet??

#71 Sorry hun but that's the way I am in person also. I find it funny that you guys are jelly that I'm attractive and you aren't. Sorry guys you ain't bothering me. (=

LOL at the fact that you think I'm jealous of a 16 year old with, what's probably, a fake picture. No little one I am not jealous of you because I am beautiful. I never said you were ugly so don't even try that with me. I said you're a ****... You can be a pretty ****. I have seen nothing but rude comments from you. If you are so pretty like you think you are then you shouldn't need to insult others to make yourself happy. And child, don't call me hun. :)

I should care because...? And the picture isn't fake... Maybe I am a **** idk but what I know is I'm a bitch if I don't like you... You will know it. Oh I'm 16 big deal and yes you are jelly cuz have you looked at yourself. Your just a mess. I'm not a child have a nice life. (=

Lol you must have self esteem issues. Hahahaha

You are a child and you act like one. I am far from a mess and if you wanna try to insult me at least learn to spell. You're* the one who is obviously a mess... Messed up in the head. Go back to high school little one!

Yes I'm totally messed in the head. Lol ok. I graduate this year. Yes I act like a child ok hun what ever floats your boat

#88 First of all, you're* second of all being under 18 means you're not legal which makes you a child. Also, I agree with 89...you do seem to have self esteem issues. Just because OP's boyfriend prefers to get himself off single handedly doesn't mean that OP is ugly...looks don't have everything to do with sex. You've just proved that you're an immature child in your above comments. Grow up. But I guess that's what should be expected from a 16 year old CHILD.

Wow you graduate this year but you don't even know proper grammar? That's sad.

Lol big deal I'm 16. Who gives a ****? And yes I'm graduating. I'm 16 just cuz I'm not as mature as you guys doesn't me have to call me a child. And boo don't have self a steam issues

And boo if you have to insult others to make yourself feel better that points to one thing... Self ESTEEM issues...

#101 "self a steam"? Alright, please learn how to spell things correctly. It's self esteem. And yes, that does make you a child. Once again you have proved that. You've got a lot to learn. Boy, I don't remember being as ignorant as you are when I was your age, but hey, it's all a learning process. Have a nice life (:

now that is not only demoralizing but rude. Here's an idea next time turn the TV onto the cooking channel with some gay guy as the host. That will mess with his head. moral is don't ingnor your girl

iloveweed69 7

why is my comment moderated? i didn't see anything wrong with it. it just said "cut his hands off, problem solved." nothing inappropriate.

I got a girlfriend one time cause I was too lazy to jerk off turns out having a girlfriend takes way more energy and then jerking off

My boyfriend did that this morning. But I didn't want to have sex haha