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By Gabi - 20/02/2012 14:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

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Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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By Jena - 05/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 07:16 - United States

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Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML

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By Ananimus - 26/08/2015 12:31 - United States - Peekskill

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML

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Run for the hills

By SickofhisBs - 06/07/2022 12:00

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Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML

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Handjob

By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 18:00

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Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML

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Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

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Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

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Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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Top comments

bryanbntz 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:01

Soooo, why are you with him?

Emd0406 4

Monday 20 February 2012 19:07

Break his hand.

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wittygirl 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:40

Rule 34. No exceptions.

Swiftly 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:42

What's wrong with the boy is he gay?

superdrinker13 2

Monday 20 February 2012 19:45

Dump him!!

paradiseisland01 0

Monday 20 February 2012 19:49

To me that's the worst insult ever, I would dump his sorry ass as soon as possible! What the hell does he need you for to watch! There's alot of sick people out there

OffToTheGayBar 9

Monday 20 February 2012 20:47

You are an idiot; he's not insulting anyone by busting out a quick fap. Don't get offended so easily.

hateevryone 14

Monday 20 February 2012 19:50

you don't need him.

grenj 8

Monday 20 February 2012 19:51

Better spice up that sex life

invisibleman8472 17

Monday 20 February 2012 19:53

Whoa really?? Hell I'd have sex eith you rather than jAck off any day

xMiss_Maggot 7

Monday 20 February 2012 19:55

wow maybe u suck at sex?

eddyg94 11

Monday 20 February 2012 19:56

probably worth talking to him about it than coming here? though we do all enjoy commenting on your life..

darianrobinson07 0

Monday 20 February 2012 20:07

How ugly are you??

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