By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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0darkfire0 0

I lol'd, 'cause when I saw this there also happened to be 69 YDI votes. :D

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pasiphae9 5

You've obviously never tried whipped cream.

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spermdump 0

obviously your sexual life is lacking if he doesn't think he'll burn the whipped cream calories off.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

He made you wipe it off before touching you?Did he think his skin would absorb the calories? At the very least he could've suggested a shower together or wiped it off with his fingers and fed it to you. I would've packed up my stcky nipples and left.

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sertralinaa 2

She's obviously eating disordered

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skyeyez9 24

Fat free whipped cream next time.

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shanonsy 0

What kind of guy worries about calories?? He sucks!

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ktbird 0

Every guy that doesn't want to turn into a blimp will at some point in his life.

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st0815 9

Wasn't the OP's problem that he doesn't suck, though?

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knypny 0

your should get a new bf this ones dumb

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Jaranimo 0

who cares about calories when your about to give it to your woman? I think he is as sweet as a cheesecake.

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erinanastasia 0

i'm reading all the "gay" comments... idiots read!

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