By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
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luvmybby062308 0

You should've told him you two would burn it off in a couple minutes(;

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Bbaker789 0

He has to be gay if he refuses to lick whip cream off a girls tit

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greensoul024 0

he just likes men. lol "but it's so eeewy!!"

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texasmadeG 0

lol thats too ******* funny!(:

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varkey 7

wtf? how did you manage to spill whipped cream on your NIPPLES? and why would you ask your boyfriend to lick it off? just get a freaking napkin idiot. while i love whipped cream, that is the weirdest thing i've ever heard... first, why would you just want to eat plain whipped cream without anything else, and second, why would you want to lick it off of somebody once they have spilled it? YDI retard.

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sosadrightnow 4

you're joking, right? please tell me you're joking.

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kidsanchez1 4

ur boyfriend iseither 1.GAY 2.cheating on u or 3.both of those

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luciousp 1

My girlfriend won't let me do anything with whipped cream. I really want to put some on me and have her.. you know. Or even on her too. She gives the same excuse! =/.

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sertralinaa 2

Ahh gotta love Underoos! :D

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cmarlo57 0

I'll lick the whip cream off your nipples lmao

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StJimmy117 0

how is this an FML

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