By Anonymous - 04/11/2012 18:14 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my deranged wife somehow became convinced that vampires actually exist. She's now walking around with garlic powder caked into her clothing. I can't get the smell out of my nostrils. FML
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Callyn 47

Get her to a mental health professional. If she's that delusional, she needs medical care.

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JustKittyKat 24

At least she isn't one of those people praying everyday to become one.

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HunterAlpha1 8

i like the smell and taste of garlic, but that would be a bit much.

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KiddNYC1O 20

If it seeps trough the skin when eaten, imagine actually wearing it.

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berkeleyjake 13

So what? I love the smell of garlic. Ooh even better, tell her vampires hate the smell of steak and people who have had sex in the last 12 hours

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Special_Psycho 8

That's genius! I gotta keep that in mind in case I get a crazy girlfriend who has some irrational fear like that!

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Frogfreak05 4

vampires are real. believe me or not, they are but they definatly not like twilight ones haha, anyway, but they are real, believe me

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drunkandfml 11

Well did you find out if she was team Edward or team Jacob?

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leahmae88 7

Well, that's a sure way to repel everyone around her, not just vampires.

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jayzyone 4

Yeah either that or she wants to to get the hell out but lacks nerve to tell you

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Special_Psycho 8

OK, three things: 1. Vampires are real but they aren't magical animated corpses that get destroyed in sunlight or sparkle 2. Garlic has no effect on vampires cos if it did I can think of some people who'd be dead by now 3. Drench your idiot wife with soapy water ASAP!

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