giraffes are awesome, they need to be shown some respect. they are evil creatures that are about to eliminate the human race and are currently plotting their plans through mental powers with their antennai. they will kill us all if we don't listen to them. they can fly and will turn to crazy vampires and will suck our blood.

dads joke around, no need to right an FML about sarcasm from a family member

and to continue, they can shoot laser out of their eyes, and they can chop you up with their necks of steel

Wow. That's pretty damn funny... I like your dad.

Normally, I would be right there with all the others in agreement that you should probably think about losing some weight if you don't like fat jokes targeted at you. But, in this case I take your side, it's your dad, he should love you no matter what you are and not joke about something that obviously would upset you.

If he said it sarcastically I don't see the problem. Even if he didn't, I still don't see the problem.

- jaja fat bitch!

Seaworld buys their dolphins and whales from people who kill 23,000 dolphins a year. ironic huh?

sorry to say it but your dad is a idiot ,please you have to forgive him he was only joking, there's people always say things that they really didn't mean it . sorry if he hurt your feeling there's really no excuse for that . but please forgive him.