By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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KatrinaKitten 16

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

I like cupcakes.

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Crazy4Christ 0

that was mean!

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WordSmyth 2

She didn't spell anything wrong. Unless you were talking about punctuation or capitilization, there is no gripe here friend.

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ShelbyyCakess 0

sounds like such a nice man lol.

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sbuxchica0918 0

sorry but that's rather funny, I once told my little brother tue FTL on his underwear stood for fat tubba lard still funny to this day :-)

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lmaoatall 6

yeah- I'm sure your brother will treasure always that loveing moment that you bestowed upon him. hope he kick your ass. I know my brother would have!

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Why are there so many Shamus. D:

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TSimes 0

just another chapter to OP's daddy issues

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collegegirl87 0

Oh my gosh that is so mean!! FYL I do love seaworld though!! Just ignore him and have fun!

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haileemarie7 6

Your dad's a dick...

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

a whale dick is called a dork; therefore, her dad should be a dork .

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

wow that's harsh :/ kick your dad in the balls & walk off !

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LaughinStock 16

lmao yea do what she says so ur dad can kick ur ass later

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