By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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KatrinaKitten 16

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

I like cupcakes.

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

giraffes ftw

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RainbowHeadache 2

I'm 115 pounds & my dad makes jokes like that. It's just a joke & a way for the joker to get your goat.

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perdix 29

If you are 2'7", the Shamu joke is not absurd, it's mean.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Mini shamu.

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LolMoqz 10

which shamu? there has been like over 15 different "shamu's"

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yzf250rider88 2

you said he sarcastically said he meaning you knew he was joking already so what's the big fuss? take a joke and stop crying

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ch3ck_pL3asE 0

look at the bright side. your at seaworld. have a good time chica. :)

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GagaForGaga103 1

tell him they would be too busy paying to watch his fat ass swim.

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tahvoh 3

hahaha.. what a jokester!

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coolwhiplova 1

Hahahaha I think that's really funny!!!

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