By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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KatrinaKitten 16

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

I like cupcakes.

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Comments

Ann23 7

way to lower your self esteem, parents can be so messed up sometimes.

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helloello 2

I guess, I just can't believe there's actually parents like this out there. This dad makes Peter Griffin look like Carl from family matters 

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hanzoo 0

pahahaa your dads a legend!

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OCDC 9

I love DP. You are talking about Dr. Pepper right?

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HSOMGF 5

Your dad is an asshole. Later in life, when he whines about what a shitty relationship he has with you, remind him of this comment.

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saraheve1188 5

I'm thinking about how many people have no clue what Shamu is. um. yeah. interesting.

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bubblekitty 1

and so r u no one asked for your opinion

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WordSmyth 2

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

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LaughinStock 16

yet 133 the site ur usin is based on opinion 0.o

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heddurhowza 1

SHAMUUUU!! The more Shamu's we have the merrier ;)

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footballtracksta 0

it's parents like these... who need to think about what the **** they say to their children.

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TheDrifter 23

Nah, he just needs to walk his land bound behemoth more often and stop feeding it so much or op is going to have a short, sedentary life.

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TheDrifter 23

How did that end up here? Replied to wrong comment :(

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DudeImBetter 0

and if someone kidnaps you they would be stealing the show.

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Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Oh, shut it #115, using "omg" in a comment on a website does not mean I do not know how to spell. I'm sure you were referring to that, because your capitalization and punctuation was just as bad as mine was.

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