By Wow. Really? - 29/04/2013 18:07 - United States - Columbus

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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aldwin_fml 7

WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

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Wizardo 33

Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...

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AngrySailor 17

Sounds like some tweekers I've worked with. Paranoid as hell and constantly hiding stuff. Was she looking for government spy cameras in the walls of your house too? Either way she's crazy. Can't fix crazy.

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Sounds like you just escaped living the rest of your life wearing an "I'm With Stupid" tshirt.

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Kristoffer 35

You really should look under the mower before starting it. Could be a cat under there next time. That said, the destruction of those items is 100% her fault, none yours.

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Zebediabolical 39

I agree. OP's negligence in not looking under the mower is trumped by the SO's psychosis in hiding expensive things underneath it deliberately. FYL,OP.

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rabies_suck 4

What did she expect you to do, Check underneath the mower before using it? FYL, OP

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dj8798 9

good thing she wasn't hiding a boyfriend

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kazmie 8

she just saved you from marrying her crazy ass. . . she did you a big favor

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Louis1992 9

Did u get saying in this? I would of said "shit happens" lol but hey u dodged a horrific marriage.

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Collegegurl 12

I admit i hide things in strange places but never underneath a lawnmower

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icepick23 12

She was just being flirty?

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