By Wow. Really? - 29/04/2013 18:07 - United States - Columbus

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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aldwin_fml 7

WHO DOES THAT?!?!?

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Wizardo 33

Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...

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JFloUnknown 24

Does nobody else keep their expensive items under their lawn mowers? Thieves never suspect it.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Thieves will start looking there now.

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skyttlz 32

Somewhere there's a theif who just read that... Now thieves will look there.

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chanellgymnast 17

She sounds intensely psychotic. Best wishes on figuring everything out, OP!

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Jharrist89 12

She was looking for a good excuse to relieve her conscience after leaving you.

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whY402Jay 12

Stupid reason due to a stupid tactic.

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EvilUndead 9

Well, as a fiance/gentelman you could offer to buy replacements. However, this situation looks a lot like some kind of crazy trap that was prepared in advance. So maybe she wasn't worth paying for replacements.

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llama612 27

Sounds lie she planned that just so she could call off the engagement so yeah that makes her a well crazy, also if that wasn't the plan then well she's crazy either way you defs dodged a bullet there OP. Still sucks though hopefully you meet someone who isn't crazy next time.

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ctchan2381 5

hey at least u know what a huge bitch she is before the wedding! You dodges a huge bullet, now go find yourself a lady who isn't crazy as ****

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bimbim_fml 6

Do you have a cat or a dog? If yes, there is a chance it was the pet who hid the objects.

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FlowerMama 20

A dog? Maybe. But somehow, I don't see a cat dragging an iPad around.

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PandaSmile 24

Maybe she was cheating and the boots were a gift and she had evidence on her iPad? Why else would you hide stuff in a lawn mower? OP destroyed the evidence!

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jjacci 12

I'm not sure if she did it on purpose to have an excuse to break up with you, or she is just so stupid she thought that was a good hiding place.

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