By nosestealer - 07/07/2013 21:57 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML
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B00K_L0V3R93 31

How is this really an FML? That is so cute. I bet the operator who took the call thought it was adorable and probably brightened their day. I would be proud to know that your child knows who to call in an emergency.

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aeonsoul 12

Unless you get fined, it's not much of an FML it's cute actually :)

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Doobette 7

She knows to dial 911 in case of emergencies. You should be proud of her!

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kitsune309 15

Be still, my ovaries...

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zolziski 11

I think they're trying to say that the kid from this FML is so cute/funny that it's got them wanting kids.

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kitsune309 15

123 has the right idea. It's something my sisters and I say when we see a really really cute kid and we start wanting one.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Did she start the call saying "My name is Paris-Michael Katherine Jackson..."?

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QueenVicHop 12

Wow, that's hilarious. Sounds like something my niece would do. I can just imagine her sobbing into the phone how "mommy/daddy stole mah nose." At least she's resourceful. :)

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meloman95 7

That is the cutest thing I've ever heard.

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Sal_G_63 5

Look out he's got a nose!! *cookie for whoever gets the reference*

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thejimler 9

I love asdfmovie too, now gimme my cookie!

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Sal_G_63 5

*tosses a chocolate chip cookie* ASDF FTW!!

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azularayne 17

Throw the cookies! Now. The first thing I did before commenting on this was to check if anyone else had posted the reference first...and damn you for being that person. :P

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