By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
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LebowskiAchiever 3

Obviously you're doing something wrong. A child that young should be crying his little ass off even thinking about his mum dying.

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FFML_314 11

Your kid is sadistic, but at least he's honest.

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Kaleb_BE 1

I would try to be a better parent, not saying that you aren't, but there's a reason why he doesn't like you ya know?

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77taylah33 0

yer but it's called tough love and 4 year olds don't understand that until they get older

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UnicornsDoExist 0

Maybe he saw it on TV? Real cool, though xD

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singaman96 0

tell his dad to stop spoiling him!!!

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karimkz 0

haha lol hes still a child so dont worry

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fmlsxmakexmyxday 0

ouch. play a joke on him op. be gone when he wakes up one morning and have his dad say: Mommie went to a better place (which is the place you went) and see what happens. be gone for like a weekend.

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FMLJunki 0

ummm...that's not a "funny joke," the kid is 4!

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